Just something I happened to notice...

     You know, it's funny how sometimes you can be doing something that you do all the time, and yet for some reason, you suddenly see it differently. Like, some unknown variable causes your perception to shift just so, and then all of a sudden you're not just looking at the same old thing. It happens to people a lot when they're under stress, or meditating, or even in the presence of the majestic and elusive double rainbow (snickers derisively), but for me, it happened recently when I was looking at internet porn (hey, don't judge me motherfuckers, I don't get much excitement from fucking rainbows, okay? Besides, you do it too, don't even try to act like you don't).

     Anyhoo, I was checking out both PornHub and Red Tube, and I noticed something: if you do a search for "threesomes", or some variation of the term, you get almost exclusively clips of girl-guy-girl action. But no guy-girl-guy stuff at all. I'm sorry, but isn't that still a three-way? (counts to self) Yep, I count three people. Huh. Am I the only one that finds that odd?

     But, it's not that those types of videos aren't on there- oh yes, they most certainly are. But you know what search term you have to use? Anyone? (looks for raised hands) Nobody? (sighs) Alright, I'll tell you, but this will be on the test later. Type in "double penetration"- yeah, that's right. That's where the little buggers (ha- pun intended) are hiding out. Yep, apparently somebody thought that the guy-girl-guy threesome doesn't actually exist unless there's double plugging involved. (Ew, did I just say that? God...) I mean, I'm not disputing the fact that the act is separate and distinct from your run-of-the-mill three way, but why not have the non-double-stuff action listed with all the other multiple partner clips, in the interest of fairness and gender equality? I dunno, something about that just doesn't sit right with me. It gets my feminist hackles all bristly.

     So yeah, I didn't really have anything else to say beyond that, but it was just something I noticed and felt needed to be brought to light. Hey, if nobody ever questions these things, then how are they supposed to get changed? How are we, as a society, supposed to move forward and become more liberated if we are still conforming to outdated gender roles? And more importantly, how are we supposed to be able to find the porn we want to see if it's not where we expect it to be? Come on now people, I can't be the only one who's outraged (perhaps that's a bit strong) by this.


........What? Whaddya mean, why was I looking for threeway porn anyway? Um.....nothing....I mean, no reason.......uhhhh....(looks around nervously).....

(shifts around uncomfortably in seat )

Hey, look over there! (points out window) A brontosaurus!!

(runs away)