What I'm About

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Portland, Maine, United States
I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a tortilla, deep fried to a golden crisp and smothered in sour cream and salsa. After the relatively short amount of years of living on this planet, only now do I feel like I have anything marginally interesting to say about anything. I hope to be able to write funny things for the most part, but don't be surprised if occasionally there appears some weird erotic fiction or a long-winded, philosophical monologue about the meaning of life. It just all depends on how I'm feeling on any given day. One this is for sure though, there will be cute pictures (and in all likelihood, videos) of bunnies and cats from time to time. So you've officially been warned...

Friday, January 16, 2015

Tag Team Champs

     "Fuck...wait, lemme do it," Dean huffed, roughly slapping two sets of grabby hands off of his belt buckle and fumbling to get it undone. "Goddammit, cheap fucking thing..." he griped, finally ripping it off along with his belt and throwing it across the room. "Ok, ok...do it. Suck it."
     Dean wasn't sure exactly how his "innocent" night out with Seth and Jimmy had gone from PG to NSFW, but he guessed it might have had something to do with the now-empty bottle of Jack Daniel's that sat on its side on the floor, knocked off the table when they both decided to jump him and fight over his dick. He normally wouldn't have taken advantage, but he was just as buzzed as they were, and his cock was really liking the idea of getting sucked by two mouths at the same time. He bit his lip as he took his hands away and watched the two dark-eyed, bearded sluts grab at his jeans and rip them open. 
     Jimmy got to him first, hooking a finger around his girth and pulling his dick out. He shot Seth a salacious look as he immediately sucked it into his greedy mouth and bobbed on it a few times in quick succession. Dean whined as his hips ratcheted up toward the source of pleasure, too inebriated to have any inhibitions left. "You get in there too," he said to Seth as he grabbed brunette curls in both of his fists and pulled Seth's head in as he simultaneously pulled Jimmy's away. 
     As one mouth let go with a loud, wet pop, the other came down on his cock with a hungry slurp. Dean groaned and arched back, unable to stay still. Between the feeling of having two hot mouths on him at the same time, and the sight of the two boys attached to those mouths having their way with him, he was almost in disbelief that it was actually happening. He tried to mentally calculate how much of that Jack he himself had consumed, but the warm, wet tongues snaking their way up and down his length made it really hard to think of anything but letting them lick him all over.
     "Hey, quit keeping it all to yourself, bitch," Seth piped up, slapping the smaller man on the shoulder. "Let's share." He grabbed Jimmy and kissed him, his tongue slipping between the other's lips. 
      "Yeah....share it....suck it...nnhhh, fuccckkkk," Dean groaned as his hard-on bobbed impatiently up and down and his hips moved toward them. 
     "Aww, looks like somebody really wants it now," Jimmy said, his hand crawling up Dean's chest to pinch his nipple as he brought his mouth down and started licking the pulsing cock that Seth was politely holding at the base for him. He took Jimmy's lead and reached his hand up to tweak Dean's other nipple while he also put his mouth to work on the other side, lapping and slurping lewdly.
     "Ohhhh.....fucckkkk....that's too good," Dean gasped, grasping both of their heads and pulling them tighter together until they were pressed mouth to mouth, with hard dick meat in between them. He started to thrust, stuffing his rod into one hot orifice and then the other, shamelessly letting the two hungry twinks service him. 
     Dean felt a shiver run through him and he knew he was close. "Fuck....yessss....share my fucking cum- ohh," he moaned, the sight of twin pink tongues circling the head of his cock etching itself indelibly into his mind as he climaxed, his hot cream lapped up as quickly as he could produce it.
     Jimmy and Seth continued to greedily lick and suck out all they could, until Dean finally had to shove them away from his over-sensitive unit. "Shit....ok, ok, I take back what I said. You guys do make a good tag team."