"Alright, well, without boring you with too much detail about exactly how I ended up in Canada to work for Cyberfights, let's just say that between Marek and I, we were just broke enough for it to sound like a good idea. They paid for us to fly to Vancouver and put us up in this shitty motel that was right off the highway, so we would have had to drive to get anywhere decent."
"Sounds like a classy operation already," Dean interrupted, unable to resist the easy jab.
Seth shot him a sour look in the rearview before continuing. "So anyway, me and Marek show up to check in, and we run into Jacobs in the lobby, and he's with this blond kid who looked like he was about 15. I don't know who he is, but when they come over to say hi, he says his name is Cameron, and he's been told to 'take care' of us," Seth said, making air-quotes to emphasize his point. "Turns out, he works for Cyberfights too, and he's one of the guys we're supposed to be working with. He says he's been with them since he turned 18 a year ago, and that he loves it and it's super easy work. So y'know, at this point me and Marek are like, 'Hell yes, we're gonna make some easy cash this weekend' and we're stoked, because like I said, we really needed the money."
"And you know people always make the best decisions when they're young and desperately need money," Renee quipped, getting a chuckle from Dean in response. "Yeah...especially when they love cock as much as this one does," he chimed in, nodding his head in Seth's direction.
"Shut up," Seth replied, annoyed.
"What? Am I lying?" Dean challenged. "Keep going...we're just dying to know what happened," he purred, leaning into Renee and running his hand up the inside of her leg. "Aren't we, babe?"
Renee giggled and then gasped as the tickling from Dean's fingers moved closer to the nexus of her thighs. "You're so bad," she teased back, slapping him lightly on the chest.
"Oh, you don't know the half of it, sweetheart," he added, lip pulling up into a snarl as he moved in and kissed her hard, his wandering hand finally reaching its goal. He cupped her pussy and squeezed, pressing his palm insistently into her. The ensuing moan that came from her was enough to cause Seth to swerve slightly, his eyes unable to focus on two things at once.
Seth swallowed hard, his throat suddenly bone-dry. "Uhh....yeah. So anyway, we get into the room, and since Jimmy and this kid are already rooming together, they're like, 'come hang out later', and gave us their room number. Me and Marek are fucking starving by that time, so we take off to try to find something to eat. And of course, there's nothing at all nearby, and we've got about twenty bucks between the two of us, so a cab is not really an option. We end up coming back to the motel and raiding the vending machine. So later, after we eat like ten bags of chips each, we show up at Jimmy's room, and he and this kid are in the middle of playing Monopoly."
"Oh my god...seriously? Monopoly? I can't picture Jimmy Jacobs playing Monopoly, ever, much less bringing it to another country to play it," Renee interjected, turning her head away from Dean, who busied himself by kissing and licking her neck and earlobe, making goosebumps raise up on her sensitive skin as his fingers began to trace circles around her clit through her tights. She suppressed another moan, not wanting to further distract Seth from what he was doing.
"Yeah, that's Jacobs for ya...he actually brought it with him...fuckin' nerd. And y'know, at this time, he's got this huge chip on his shoulder about being this great Monopoly master. Says he hasn't lost a game in like, four years or some shit. And this kid, Cam, is losing big time. So Jimmy, being Jimmy, is bragging and gloating about it and basically being a huge dick."
Seth swallowed hard, his throat suddenly bone-dry. "Uhh....yeah. So anyway, we get into the room, and since Jimmy and this kid are already rooming together, they're like, 'come hang out later', and gave us their room number. Me and Marek are fucking starving by that time, so we take off to try to find something to eat. And of course, there's nothing at all nearby, and we've got about twenty bucks between the two of us, so a cab is not really an option. We end up coming back to the motel and raiding the vending machine. So later, after we eat like ten bags of chips each, we show up at Jimmy's room, and he and this kid are in the middle of playing Monopoly."
"Oh my god...seriously? Monopoly? I can't picture Jimmy Jacobs playing Monopoly, ever, much less bringing it to another country to play it," Renee interjected, turning her head away from Dean, who busied himself by kissing and licking her neck and earlobe, making goosebumps raise up on her sensitive skin as his fingers began to trace circles around her clit through her tights. She suppressed another moan, not wanting to further distract Seth from what he was doing.
"Yeah, that's Jacobs for ya...he actually brought it with him...fuckin' nerd. And y'know, at this time, he's got this huge chip on his shoulder about being this great Monopoly master. Says he hasn't lost a game in like, four years or some shit. And this kid, Cam, is losing big time. So Jimmy, being Jimmy, is bragging and gloating about it and basically being a huge dick."
"Which you also love," Dean taunted, catching Seth's gaze in the rearview. He stuck out his tongue and winked playfully before turning his attention back to the writhing blonde next to him. Seth snarled and once again focused on the road, trying to maintain his train of thought.
"Anyway, Jacobs is running his mouth, so we each grab a beer and kick back on the bed while they play. And Cam, well, he's getting pissed, because Jimmy is just being a colossal douche on purpose and talking shit about how his 'streak will remain unbroken'...like he had already won or something.
So after a while, Marek and I are still fuckin' hungry, and we ask Cam if there's anyplace nearby to get something to eat. And all of a sudden, he goes, 'Oh, that reminds me,' and digs through his suitcase and pulls out these huge, amazing-looking brownies. I mean, these things are enormous, and they're like, individually wrapped and everything, and of course we were already starving, so we were like, 'Fuck yeah we want brownies, hook us up', and he hands them out to us and we fucking lay into those things like it was our last meal."
So after a while, Marek and I are still fuckin' hungry, and we ask Cam if there's anyplace nearby to get something to eat. And all of a sudden, he goes, 'Oh, that reminds me,' and digs through his suitcase and pulls out these huge, amazing-looking brownies. I mean, these things are enormous, and they're like, individually wrapped and everything, and of course we were already starving, so we were like, 'Fuck yeah we want brownies, hook us up', and he hands them out to us and we fucking lay into those things like it was our last meal."
"Brownies, huh? Those are so not paleo," Dean quipped.
Seth rolled his eyes. "Hey, it was a long time ago. I wasn't always as careful about what I put in my body as I am now."
Seth rolled his eyes. "Hey, it was a long time ago. I wasn't always as careful about what I put in my body as I am now."
Renee grasped Dean by the chin and turned his face toward her just as he was about to respond, kissing him before he could crack any more jokes at Seth's expense. He quickly gave up on that idea when she scratched lightly down over his pecs, her nails dragging across his small, pert nipples as she held him captive with her mouth.
"Anyway, so as me, Marek, and Jimmy are inhaling these brownies, Cam is just sitting there drinking his beer, and I swear I can see him laughing to himself, but I don't say anything. Then we just hung out for a while, not really doing anything except watching them play and laughing at Jimmy being a cocky shithead. I mean, he was laying it on pretty thick with this kid, and the next thing we know, Cam stands up and pulls out a hundred dollar bill from his pocket and slams it on top of the Monopoly board and goes, 'Well, if you're so sure you're gonna beat me, why don't we make it interesting? A hundred bucks says I beat you...how about that?'
Now, Jimmy knows he doesn't have a hundred bucks, but he figures it's pretty much a done deal, so he's like, 'Well, I'd like to take that bet, but I don't have that kind of money.' And right away, Cam is like, 'No problem, how about if you win, you get the $100, and if I win, you have to blow me. Here, in this room, in front of your buddies and everything.'
And then, Jimmy stands up like he's gonna level this kid...and you know Jacobs, he can be kind of scary even though he's wearing pink nail polish and a shiny purple shirt that's half unbuttoned, with a big-ass girly necklace...so he looks at this kid and he's like, 'Pssh, you think that's some kind of threat? I ain't scared, motherfucker, because number one, these guys have already seen me do way more embarrassing shit than that, and number two, I'm not going to lose anyway.'
So he and Cam shake on it, and as Jimmy pulls his hand back he sorta looks at it like it's some kind of alien instead of his hand, and says, 'Whoa, I feel all fuzzy' and sits back down again. Then, for some reason, I just remember looking at him when he said that and thinking, 'Huh...I feel kinda fuzzy too...it was like I could feel this low-level vibration throughout my whole body. I remember looking over at Marek, and I could tell by the look on his face that he was thinking the exact same thing. He looks at me, and we both just bust out laughing...like, crazy, almost-piss-yourself kind of laughter...and Cam goes, 'Well, you probably didn't need to eat the whole brownie all at once. Those things are pretty strong. One of those should have lasted you the whole weekend.'
Everything got real quiet for a minute, partly because none of us knew how to react, and partly because we were just starting to realize how fucking high we were. At that time, I had only smoked pot once or twice...and had never actually eaten it, so I had absolutely no idea what to expect."
Now, Jimmy knows he doesn't have a hundred bucks, but he figures it's pretty much a done deal, so he's like, 'Well, I'd like to take that bet, but I don't have that kind of money.' And right away, Cam is like, 'No problem, how about if you win, you get the $100, and if I win, you have to blow me. Here, in this room, in front of your buddies and everything.'
And then, Jimmy stands up like he's gonna level this kid...and you know Jacobs, he can be kind of scary even though he's wearing pink nail polish and a shiny purple shirt that's half unbuttoned, with a big-ass girly necklace...so he looks at this kid and he's like, 'Pssh, you think that's some kind of threat? I ain't scared, motherfucker, because number one, these guys have already seen me do way more embarrassing shit than that, and number two, I'm not going to lose anyway.'
So he and Cam shake on it, and as Jimmy pulls his hand back he sorta looks at it like it's some kind of alien instead of his hand, and says, 'Whoa, I feel all fuzzy' and sits back down again. Then, for some reason, I just remember looking at him when he said that and thinking, 'Huh...I feel kinda fuzzy too...it was like I could feel this low-level vibration throughout my whole body. I remember looking over at Marek, and I could tell by the look on his face that he was thinking the exact same thing. He looks at me, and we both just bust out laughing...like, crazy, almost-piss-yourself kind of laughter...and Cam goes, 'Well, you probably didn't need to eat the whole brownie all at once. Those things are pretty strong. One of those should have lasted you the whole weekend.'
Everything got real quiet for a minute, partly because none of us knew how to react, and partly because we were just starting to realize how fucking high we were. At that time, I had only smoked pot once or twice...and had never actually eaten it, so I had absolutely no idea what to expect."
"Wait...a 15 year old kid dosed you all with pot brownies and then tried to get Jimmy to suck his dick?" Renee asked incredulously.
"Well no, he wasn't actually 15. He was legal."
"Barely legal," Dean added, his fingers pressing more firmly between Renee's thighs as he nuzzled her neck. She squirmed and held in a moan, grabbing onto his wrist but not stopping him.
"Look, do you want to hear the rest of this or not?" Seth said impatiently, his frustration starting to get the better of him. He shifted around uncomfortably in the front seat, trying to make room in his now breathtakingly-tight pants for his rock hard dick, but it was no use. He discreetly unzipped and gave himself some air as he waited for a reply.
"YES! DON'T STOP!!" Dean and Renee both answered in unison, their exaggeratedly sexual voices dissolving into laughter.
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